Michael’s idea to use Willy Wonka-style “Golden Tickets” for paper discounts for clients backfires. Kevin gets advice about dating from Andy, Jim, and Pam.

A mystery woman at the office blood drive catches Michael’s eye. Dwight and Kevin both find women at the “Lonely Hearts Party,” while Jim and Pam are forced to leave because of PDAs—so they have lunch with Phyllis and Bob.

Michael and Pam take a trip to Nashua, hoping to get closure from Holly. Dwight and Jim try to make up for forgetting Kelly’s birthday. Angela deals with her cats in a feline manner herself.

With Pam in tow, Michael gets sent around to other Dunder Mifflin branches to explain Scranton’s success. Meanwhile, Dwight and Jim, the new heads of the party planning committee, forget Kelly’s birthday, and Andy falls for one of Stanley’s account contacts.

When Dwight’s unannounced fire-safety drill gives Stanley a heart attack, Michael decides the office needs help with stress relief. While watching a bootleg movie, Andy believes Jim and Pam are film gurus from hearing them discuss her parents’ faltering marriage.